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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 06:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Uber announces a life-changing new feature - TheStreet

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

What AI tool can be used to write exactly in the human writing style?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Sam Altman Announce the End of Smartphones — But Tim Cook Isn’t Playing Along - The Daily Galaxy

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?

Still no good.

Then came..

Loons and Moons

When the mind leaves the body - scientists investigate the incredible phenomenon of OBEs - Earth.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Google’s NotebookLM now lets you share your notebook — and AI podcasts — publicly - The Verge

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why stablecoin play Circle’s stock is still a buy even after a sixfold rally - MarketWatch

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Woman shared incredible before and after images of Wegovy use as she opened up about experience - LADbible

share office space ...

No go.

Still no good

Top economist who previously sounded the alarm on tariffs sees a possible scenario where Trump 'outsmarted all of us' - Fortune

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Valerie Bertinelli Shares the Trader Joe’s Snack She’s ‘Addicted’ to — and Walked Around a Store 3 Times to Find - AOL.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks