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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 06:57

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Uber announces a life-changing new feature - TheStreet
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
What AI tool can be used to write exactly in the human writing style?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
Still no good.
Then came..
Loons and Moons
When the mind leaves the body - scientists investigate the incredible phenomenon of OBEs - Earth.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Google’s NotebookLM now lets you share your notebook — and AI podcasts — publicly - The Verge
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why stablecoin play Circle’s stock is still a buy even after a sixfold rally - MarketWatch
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
No go.
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks